Lilith Vai

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Interests
Economics, mathematics, friendly Pokemon, breakfast, electronic/jazz/classical music, stand-up comedy, behavioral science
Dislikes
Shawyun, Cynthia, people with bad teeth, category theorists, those little mints you get with your check, working on Saturday

LadyAebleskiver's Profile

Name: Lilith Julia Vai, Ph.D
Sex: Female
Location: New Ivyhollow, White Chord Isle, Visiwa
Age: 30

Vessel: SS She's One Of Ours, Sir!
Followers: 22,480

LadyAebleskiver is a member of 19 groups.

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New Ivyhollow University Alumni
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Visiwan Gathering of Recreational Mathematicians
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Visiwan Economics Journal
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THE THUNDERCOCKS
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Hungry Garchomp!
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Society for the Creative Application of Scientific and Mathematical Shenaniganry

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Publications

Publication Authors Citations Notes
Safari Zone Shuffling: The Hidden Costs of Biome Mixing L. Vai, Y. Kama 560 Archived in New Ivyhollow Online Knowledge Nexus. link
Associated Costs of Virtual Trading: The Vai Effect L. Vai 74 Awarded New Ivyhollow Archivist's Award with distinction in Economics. Archived in New Ivyhollow Online Knowledge Nexus. link
Cynthia Vai Is A Dumb-Face Because Her Face Is Dumb L. Vai -1 Officially retracted by New Ivyhollow Archivists. link
The Non-Capture Problem - Enforcement of Territory and the Opportunity Costs Thereof L. Vai, G. Camn 760 Archived in New Ivyhollow Online Knowledge Nexus. link
Economics and Difficulties of Pokemon and Team Registration: A Case Study L. Vai (input from S. Sariri and The Thundercocks) 68 Undergoing revision with peer review. Original available. link

Recent Activity

1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver has changed her attached status to In A Relationship.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver was univited from New Ivyhollow Reunion by Reggie Kilborn.
  • Nuh uh, Lil. We're not letting you back in after the prank with the four Spoinks. We're -still- looking for #3.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Reggie Kilborn.
  • I have a confession to make, my dear Reggie. There were never four of them. I only released three labeled 1, 2, and 4. I take it you enjoyed your wild Farfetch'd chase?
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Reggie Kilborn.
  • I take this to mean that we are -not- going out for dinner tonight, then.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver was nudged by Reggie Kilborn.
  • Please just leave me be. Poor Bettesca will never look at that TV the same way again. No dinner, no dates, no anything.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Reggie Kilborn.
  • Poop.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver has changed her attached status to Not-So-In-A-Relationship.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver is now a member of WjSiNSZ.jpg THE THUNDERCOCKS.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver has added Economics and Difficulties of Pokemon and Team Registration: A Case Study to Publications.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver was nudged by 022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo
  • Sorry, Big Lil. If we knew he was going to screw up the name that badly, we wouldn't have let him pick it.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to 022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo.
  • Eh, it's fine. The Lieutenant doesn't seem to mind.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver posted a comment on the Roland Fauxicore Fanclub board.
  • OH YES OH HELL YESSSSSSSSSS The dude might be pretty distant, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that I would pay a pretty exorbitant sum just for the chance to thoroughly disappoint him for a night.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver has changed her relationship status with Cynthia Vai to A State Of Mild Inconvenience.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver was nudged by tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • Sup Biggy Lils. So. Yeah. Bout those Lady Alvar concert and Moon Shuttle tickets you said I couldn't get…and your relationship status… How bout we do somethin CHEESY?
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • Go home, Shawyun. And take your Rapidash mask with you. I have no idea how you made its eyes glow, nor where you got those expired Cadbury eggs, but no matter how all of that happened, it creeps me the fuck out.
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1LadyAebleskiver.
  • I'll take that as a "maybe but not likely to fit my schedule!" Shucks. Guess I'll have to find someone else to spend a fuck awesome evening with! P.S. I raided your fridge and noticed you were out of milk. So I took the O.J.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • OH HELL NAW I paid good money for that pulpless Oran Juice. That shit is not something you just throw in a protein shake and be done with it.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • also how the fuck did you get into my apartment
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • again
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • for the third time this week
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1LadyAebleskiver.
  • Hrrrrm I don't know if I can trust you with that information Big Lil it's awfully sensitive information. If it leaked I may be in trouble!
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1LadyAebleskiver.
  • Also I left you some Cadbury Eggs for the O.J. But I hid them. It's like Easter!
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • is that what this awful smell is
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • you buttass
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • this comment panel is too small to contain my overblown rage over this deadly minor inconvenience
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver was nudged by tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • Biggies Lils. Miss Biggies. You find the eggs?
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • goddammit shawyun you have pushed me to the limits of my admittedly shitty tolerance for expending effort now tell me where these eggs are or you will regret this so hard
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1LadyAebleskiver.
  • Oh my. I'd let you make me regret it hard anyday.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • this is a thing that is possible and completely not sexual trust me now where are they
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1LadyAebleskiver.
  • Nerp.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • you asked for it jerkbutt
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver has changed her relationship status with tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri to Assbutt Prime.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver was nudged by QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • Hey, ummm… Dr. Vai? Question here. How have you and Ben not gone completely bonkers yet from dealing with Shawyun and Thomas? We just found 'em not too long ago, and, ummm… Well, to put things real nice and stuff, I think I'm gonna be drinking myself real silly when I get back to New Ivyhollow if they're not bringing me back there in a stretcher, too. And that's before getting into what we saw in the ruins here… And that… That thing Thomas has on him! … Pretty sure Ben needs a hug right now, too.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • Lengthy meditation over the exact point where my life spiraled into hilarious wrongitude. Also beer. Serious Snorlaxweights of beer. I don't really need things put nice as much as I need them put accurately; Ben hasn't contacted me yet, so I haven't been cottoned on to what happened. Let's start with the Shawyunanigans and go from there.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • also yes that is a thing that happens so often that it requires a new word
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver.
  • Oh, sorry. Well… Shawyun got Thomas tangled up in some wildlings' trap and had him roasted over an open flame because he wanted tickets to see Lady Alvar in concert and you wouldn't let him? Doesn't make much of any sense to me. What kind of friends do that to each other? … And why would he need to go through you to get concert tickets anyways?
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver.
  • … Also, I normally don't say this kind of thing about people… But Shawyun is reeeeeal dumb. … Demons being hot girls with red skin? Really?!? Not even my Grampa Alvis is that far off his rocker! And his brain's pretty far off from what it might have used to be.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • You're not going to like this answer, but, uh….this is actually somewhat tame for Shawyunanigans. We're talking like….maybe a 6/10. This is, like, nowhere even close to stuff like the incident with the tub of baby oil, a borrowed centrifuge, and one extremely unfortunate Torchic. Anyway, it makes sense if you do the utterly impossible and try to follow his thought process (and I use the word 'process' loosely here), so let's try explaining his insistence that I'm going to help him get Lady Alvar tickets. In the Shawyuniverse, he needs money to get his tickets. Economists are apparently good with money. I am an economist who is ridiculously overqualified to handle accounting for expenses that are largely his. Therefore, I will help him get the money he needs for his tickets.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • Also, yeah, he's not the most flavorful pancake in the stack, but he's our team clown, dammit. Believe it or not, he's useful enough to warrant keeping around. I'll leave you to think about that fact, because it should freak you out a little. Hell, I did when I realized it.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver.
  • Yeah, that… Definitely sounds worse than that other thing Shawyun mentioned about tarring and feathering Ben in a den full of Gible, I think it was? And Poor Torchic … Which reminds me, I should probably make sure I cleaned all the feathers off from when those Combusken jumped at me and Chase before I spend the rest of today looking like I've got me a big chicken butt… Real glad it was only feathers this time. Makes a lot more sense when you put it like that, though.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver.
  • Also, I wasn't saying Shawyun isn't useful… I just… Friends shouldn't be doing that to each other! If I wasn't balled up in the corner cuddling Myrr and ready to pee myself over Thomas'… Big… Scary, umm… Thing… I would've probably called him out on that!
chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • Uh, actually, Shawyun's right on this one. I've actually seen red-skinned demon girls in my little adventure before we all got together. You're standing RIGHT HERE and I could just say this in person, but it should probably be in writing here. Wouldn't say that's the only kind of demon, but they do exist, and they're actually pretty hot. Just FYI.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown.
  • Whoa whoa whoa wait what?!? Those are actually a thing? … And really, Chase?!? TMI, man! T. M. I!
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown.
  • I'm hoping for your sake Razor and Gen don't see this. Seriously, I got a feeling they might chew you out real bad if they do, Especially Gen!
chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • Uhh, Saryx. All I said was "they were pretty hot". My mom has had dirtier conversations with me than that. I imagine Rosetta and Genevieve don't really give a shit. Like, seriously man, we're going to have to find you a girlfriend or something. Though on second thought, we should probably take this convo elsewhere and not mess up Dr. Vai's page with it.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown.
  • I kinda reeeally wanted to just yell at you from over here in the other room, Chase… But yeah, I don't think the girls need to hear me being loud over this. … Message me back on my page? I've been responding by SMS; had to borrow Razor's phone to start this one up. … She kiiinda thinks I just used it so I could text Miracle Eye faster.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown.
  • … Still, how can you have those kinds of talks with your mom and still be able to look her in the eye and blow her kisses, Chase?!? Do you have no shame?!?
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver nudged QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine.
  • Now that we don't have a comment thread with a density that threatens to consume the planet into a singularity of silly (sillyarity? Much research further), you're right in that friends shouldn't do that to other friends. The problem is twofold - actually trying to explain this to Shawyun, or trying to punish him for his shenanigans, well….it's a difficult creative exercise. I can only recall a few things he's done that he's actually felt bad for. The second difficulty is that while the Thundercocks are friends, they're just, uh, a very different type of friendly group.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver.
  • Idunno about that… He kinda seemed to feel bad about the whole mess he put Thomas through… Though that might just be because Ben spent a good two minutes strangling him before he got a chance to apologize. And I… Kinda no… Wait… Wait, what are you saying?!? Why would you tell anyone about that kind of stuff Oh my God Thomas is right. Next to me and he's staring at me 'cause he just heard me scream out in horror! I can't look him in the face right now and just… Ewww, WHY?!? TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION, DR. VAI! TOO! MUCH!
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver. Somehow.
  • wait shit that came out wrong where is the edit button
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver.
  • … Oh, that… That wasn't what you meant by that, was it? … Well, ummm… This is real embarrassing now. And I think Thomas is glaring at me like I'm a bigger goofball than he already thought I was.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver was nudged by Vp7ZUwo.png?1 RazorWind.
  • Hey Lil, I have to ask 1) What is with Shawyun and ponies? Why does he *neigh*? 2) Does Thomas have a thing with lesbians? He got all awkward about this locket I found with the Silph Co chick and her partner.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Vp7ZUwo.png?1 RazorWind.
  • In many aspects of higher learning, there are many unresolved questions. The exact shape of the universe, for physics. P = NP, for computer science. The RNA folding problem, for chemistry. Determining the exact reasons for any of Shawyun's actions is a problem just as open as those. It's practically its own field of behavioral science at this point. If you can figure this out, I'm sure some academic institute is willing to offer you all of the dollars for your peerless addition to the body of human knowledge.
  • As for Thomas…man, I dunno. I can offer a few hypotheses, but really, the dude's just terrible around women. The most I'm probably allowed to say is that he's probably had his heart broken a few times, each incident more improbable and spectacular than the last. Dude needs a hug and probably some reassurance, so it'd be nice if you could just talk to him. I mean, I've tried. He did not take my hugs well. Shit got awkward quick.
Vp7ZUwo.png?1 RazorWind responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver
  • Okay fair enough! I didn't expect a real answer anyway. You have got to take that mask away from him and burn it though.
  • I don't know if I can! (Okay maybe, he's so short it'd be like hugging a little brother) I mean, geez, after the locket thing he just turned all red and flew off on his Zapdos before we could say anything to him. But, still, this doesn't make sense to me. Was he so bad a lover he turned someone lesbian? If so, why's he carrying around a locket with them kissin' another girl? A constant reminder of his eternal shame? Actually, is it even his, or is he just being all awkward about it for some other mysterious reason?
  • Speaking of…Did you guys *really* name yourselves because of Thomas's Zapdos?
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Vp7ZUwo.png?1 RazorWind.
  • Like I said, with Tommy, it's practically top secret information and deeply personal. What I will say is that you probably have an advantage in the let's-not-make-this-hug-awkward department. It'll be like hugging a little brother to you, but the problem is that I stand a full head taller than him. I'll leave it at that.
  • As for the name, my mind completely refuses to process the true reason for my own sanity. I never got a straight answer why when I was trying to un-repress those memories, either. One person says it's the Zapdos, another says it was Shawyun's crazy idea after seeing some kickass typeshifted Blaziken in a match, and yet another says that it's what Shawyun calls…little Shawyun. The world may never know.
Vp7ZUwo.png?1 RazorWind responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver
  • You'd think he'd like that. Okay, sorry, nevermind! (I'll do what I can, but I think this may have to call for ghost booze and bar hopping)
  • The bigger problem here seems to be that you've allowed Shawyun to name anything at all. What's the logic behind this? Does giving him some small measure of authority manage to keep him from doing worse things? Anyway, I think we just named ourselves the Zodiac Braves. It's a good name, and I'm glad we didn't somehow end up the Lightningpu- …nevermind again.
022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver
  • Uuuuuh guys you realize he's gonna see this right. Can you like, take this to PM's or something? Though if you really -are- curious about this we can talk more on it, Rosetta.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to 022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo.
  • dammit ben you are cramping my hilarious style here
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine nudged tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri and 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver via SMS.
  • Hey, Shawyun… Remember how I said I would ask Razor for her permission to give you her phone number? Well, ummm… You sure you still want me to do that?
  • Also, Ben told us before we met you that you were some kind of mystic, and that you were able to talk to Pokemon… Mind if I ask about that any? I'd been training up in Sandseeker up until joining the Braves, and I always thought that'd be something neat to learn how to do, but I had a whole lot of other stuff to get to before I could start on that and… Never got around to it.
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine
  • Hrrrrm I feel like MY DESTINY IS SHINING BRIGHT this week so I think I'm gonna ask her myself!
  • I am usually the most confident man alive but I don't think I could teach -anything-. I just sorta woke up one day like 'Hey Mr. Stray Skitty what's up' and then he was like 'Not much brohiemer.' and then I was like 'HOLY SHIT A TALKING SKITTY.' The rest is history.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri via SMS.
  • Oh, so it's just something that happened? That sounds real awesome, Shawyun! You got any idea how or… Wait, Skitty are the cute ones, right? (Sorry, I'm still not all too familiar with Pokemon. For the most part, I don't know a lot about anything that wouldn't have been up around my home in Shiverwing.) … What kind of Skitty would say 'broheimer,' of all things?
chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown nudged 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver.
  • Hey, Dr. Vai? I was wondering if I could ask you a favor. After getting my head cleared a bit, I realized how much of a douchebag I was to your friend Scarlet, last night. I don't have her contact details, but I'd like to get in touch with her to apologize.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver replied to chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown.
  • Alright. I'll let her know you meant well and we'll see if she's willing to talk things over.
chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown replied to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver
  • Thanks, I really appreciate it.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver posted a new video: Your Tricks Won't Work Here.
  • The video is exactly five minutes and seventeen seconds long, and is filmed via a handheld video camera in Shawyun's grasp. It opens with Shawyun softly giggling to himself as he sneaks to Lilith's bedside, lifts up the covers, and places a statue's head covered with a Rapidash mask underneath. With the deed done, he attempts to sneak out, but audibly bumps his foot on a shelf, rattling five badges in a case within. Lilith bolts up, immediately awakened. She stares at the Rapidash mask for a moment, shrieks, and looks towards Shawyun. Cackling madly, Shawyun attempts to focus on Lilith's reaction for a moment before she reaches for a red-and-black Pokeball at her bedside and hurls it in Shawyun's face.
  • Upon impact, Shawyun and the camera fall backwards, and the Pokeball releases something that's only identifiable by its cry - a somewhat shrill "FAR!" The view shakes, and Shawyun's muffled curses are heard as he presumably scrambles to his feet. The sound of a sword slicing through air, followed by a sharp -thwack- and Shawyun's yelp of pain, accompany a second tumble, this time with the camera leaving Shawyun's grasp. The camera is now ground-bound and pointed slightly upwards towards Lilith's bedroom window.
  • It takes a few seconds for the auto-focus to properly render the scene, but Lilith's command offers a bit of explanation: "Hilbert, kick his ass out!" As the video focuses, it becomes apparent that Shawyun is now attempting to battle an oddly-colored Farfetch'd, decked out in a dark hat, cape, and mask in the style of the classic Zorro. "YOU WANNA GO, DUCK? YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?" Shawyun yells as he attempts to punch the Farfetch'd, but Hilbert deftly avoids and parries every blow. The melee continues for thirty seconds before Hilbert jumps in front of Shawyun, whacks him in the knee with his leek, and slashes three times into his shirt, all in the space of three seconds. Shawyun stands in amazement as parts of his shirt fall away, with a distinctive 'H' shape now slashed into it.
  • Hilbert simply flourishes his cape and leek, and shrieks at Shawyun, who then scrambles out the window. A few moments later, Lilith retrieves the still-running camera and points it at her own face; because she had just been awakened, her hair is not in its distinctive ponytail, and she's only wearing her black nightgown, with her glasses nowhere to be found. "Amateurs. Good try for one, too, but wait until he sees what happened in his fridge," she says, as the video ends with the sound of her chuckling.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver's video.
  • Oh, maaaaan… That… Didn't go anywhere like I expected it was going to… Shawyun! What happened?!?
  • … And, ummm… Dr. Vai? While you still have the statue… Do you think you could hold onto that for me a while? … As much as I'd like to… Well, I don't think my cooler's big enough that I could go around carrying it from town to town with me. Once I can do something else with it, I'll come and pick it up. Honest, I will!
March 17, 4:16 PM - QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver's video.
  • On second thought… Destroy that statue. Smash it. Bury it. Dump it in the ocean. I don't care how, Dr. Vai! Just… That thing should never see the light of day again!
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine sent a private message to world_cup_trophy.png ThomasG.
  • Okay, so… I'm assuming you're some kind of friendly with Valdis, right, Thomas? Well, she and I go back a bit, what with us having both lived in Shiverwing, and Dad and I doing a bit of work for her in the family shop. And when I was talking with Shawyun last night, I realized it's been a long while since she and I last saw each other! He said that there was the League Ball in April that Valdis might be around there, but considering how crazy big things like that tend to get, I don't think that's all too good a place I could just sit down and catch up on things with her. So if it's not too much trouble, Thomas, think you could pass a note on to Valdis that I'd want to see if maybe we can't meet up some time?
world_cup_trophy.png ThomasG responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine
  • You lucked the hell out, you know that? We just had an ad hoc meeting and I passed the word along. She didn't confirm anything, just said 'okay.' Just…well…I wouldn't get your hopes up too much over that alone.
QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine responded to world_cup_trophy.png ThomasG.
  • Just 'okay'? I mean, Valdis never was one for talking all too much, but that doesn't give a whole lot of context. You remember by any chance how she said it? … Either way, though, I really appreciate you doing that much for me, Thomas! I owe you one!
world_cup_trophy.png ThomasG responded to QNGOOXk.png Saryx Sylvestine
  • What do I gotta write prose about it? She nodded once and said 'okay' in that monotone way she normally talks in. I dunno what else to tell ya.
Uzfv93g.jpg Chi^2 posted a new topic with a comment:
  • I have a collection of compromising photographs from last night for almost everyone. Hrrrm what to do with them I wonder.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Uzfv93g.jpg Chi^2.
  • You upload them to the cloud and we all have a good laugh over popcorn, you memory-wiping troll.
chaseportrait.png?1 ChasingtheUnown responded to Uzfv93g.jpg Chi^2
  • What's a few photos? I gotta agree with her on this one. Let's see'em.
Vp7ZUwo.png?1 RazorWind responded to Uzfv93g.jpg Chi^2.
  • I think everyone reading this feels more like you're teasing them with potentially withholding the photos than scared you're gonna release them.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Vp7ZUwo.png?1 RazorWind.
  • Exactly. Plus it's not as if I can't be any more embarrassed about last night, so I may as well have a pretty damn good chuckle at it.
Uzfv93g.jpg Chi^2 responded to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver
  • Chione uploads a collection of pictures!
  • First and foremost, the exact moment Thomas got lesbocrushed. Again. His expression fo exasperation and defeat, hers of complete and utter embarassment.
  • Annette's look of terror induced by urban dictionary
  • Emile stealing Ben's wallet.
  • Tilde wupping Emile's ass for stealing Ben's wallet.
  • Saryx freaking the hell out around Valdis. There's an entire collection just for this.
  • Lilith staring at Arnaldo's butt.
  • Shawyun snickering and taking pictures of Lilith staring at Arnaldo's butt.
  • Genevieve admiring the cute little koffing carving.
  • Garcia trying to grind on Ymir as he's talking with Anna. It's by far the most awkward picture in this damn thing.
  • Miracle Eye and Dahlia looking sorta pouty in the corner of a room as the 'couples' are mingling.
  • Rosetta and Garcia's courtship dance. She made a friggen gif out of it. Bonus points is Gigi retching in the background of it.
  • Chase and Ymir having to carry Gabriela off
  • Got some pics of the after party when the other guys showed up but ya gotta bribe me for those cause they SCANDELOUS! WHAHAHAHAH
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver responded to Uzfv93g.jpg Chi^2.
  • Now I know you're holding out. You hyped us up and let us down. Some of these are of the perfect moment, sure, but there's seriously something you're holding back, Chi. 6/10
A9ulgMz.png?1 ForgeYourOwnPath nudged tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri.
  • Hey, Shawyun! Yesterday seemed… Well, seemed you were in a real bad mood yesterday. … And with the text you sent me, well… I mean, you were still on about leaving a real nasty mess in someone's pillow yesterday when I finally got over to you, but seemed Gen got you distracted enough, so… I guess I just wanted to check up on you, find out what even happened last night 'cause it seems like I missed everything, make sure you were alright and everything. … Also, I guess Thomas, too. He left Miracle's place not too long ago and, well… Something was up with him. I'll private message you what I know about it, or if you're coming to the beach maybe I'll just tell you then if you can't get it out of him yourself. But yeah, Shawyun, before you go doing anything real crazy… We gotta talk!
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri responded to A9ulgMz.png?1 ForgeYourOwnPath
  • I can assure you no one's pillows were violated (yet). Though I don't got a clue what you're talking about with Thomas.
A9ulgMz.png?1 ForgeYourOwnPath sent a private message to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpg Shawyun Sariri.
  • Okay, so… I don't know what happened with Thomas when you were shouting off about lesbians… But after that, last night, he and Dahlia… They were both really drunk… And they definitely made out with each other. … Not all too certain on this, but I think they might've… Ummm… You know… Well, Dahlia's face was covered in paint, and that was smeared all over Thomas' body. … Sooo… I'm not sure if it's because Dahlia and Thomas actually like each other and then the drinks just made it happen, or if it was just the drinks, but… Well, Dahlia might not be Lady Alvar, but I honestly think if we give the two of 'em just a little bit of a push, it could work, and if it does, maybe Thomas won't be so mopey anymore!
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri sent a private message to A9ulgMz.png?1 ForgeYourOwnPath
  • They what. Those two? Rwar. Kinky.
  • …Don't think it's what you think it is though and this would take some dirty work and HEART BREAKING to work soooooo iiiiiiiidunno
A9ulgMz.png?1 ForgeYourOwnPath sent a private message to tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpg Shawyun Sariri.
  • Dirty work? Heartbreak? I don't think it'll take anything that… Wait, what's heartbreak even got to do with this whole thing?!? It's not like we're messing with relations that are already there, just… It's like playing Cupid! Wouldn't hurt to at least try and push 'em together some! Come on, Shawyun… If this works out, it'll make Thomas a whole lot less of an angry, miserable mess! If it doesn't, well… I'd like to see how much better your plan is!
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpg Shawyun Sariri sent a private message to A9ulgMz.png?1 ForgeYourOwnPath
  • Yes it would. I have the scoop I'm in there mayun. No really I got this shit all mapped out in my closet with strings and shit and everything I'll show you some time. Till then I have other ideas.
022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo changed his statue to Planning the reception, this is a lot of work! Gonna be taking leave for a few weeks leading up to the ball!
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver has changed her status to Taking Bets On Vaguely Frisky Double-Ben Things Occurring.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver nudged 1CwTzGY.jpg OldManJenks.
  • Hey, old man, what's your going rate for narrating someone's life? I mean, live, of course.
1CwTzGY.jpg OldManJenks replied to 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver
  • The only payment I accept is plastic moe.
022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo nudged 1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver
  • Okay so I just got back into town. Whose the wise ass who covered my bed in rose petals. You know Tilde gets allergic reactions to that.
world_cup_trophy.png ThomasG replied to 022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo
  • Believe it or not I don't think it was Shawyun; dude's been stuck on a couch for the past few days with a sore back. And I wasn't there either.
tumblr_md38mdLu5E1qmr8kro1_500.jpgShawyun Sariri replied to 022_fearow_by_x_squishystar_x-d4qz7hz.gif CaptnArgo
  • I blame the lesbians. It's always their fault.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver has changed her status to OFFICIAL RUSTLEMANIA CHAMPION AND BEST BUDDY OF THE PEOPLES' 'CROSS TAKE THAT CINDY.
1P4Ynhu.png?1 LadyAebleskiver posted a message on WjSiNSZ.jpg THE THUNDERCOCKS's wall.
  • also holy shit the followers on this thing increased by an order of magnitude where the actual fuck did you people come from
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